The perfect gift - Imgur

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Next time you spot an animal on the side of the road that just can't seem to move/wake up.

There is only one correct answer.

FuckItJS uses state-of-the-art technology to make sure your javascript code runs whether your compiler likes it or not.

API

FuckIt(path_to_your_shitty_script_file)

This will keep evaluating your code until all errors have been sliced of...

I should use ember.js, cross that, it has opinions, I should use Meteor, no, AngularJS, no, Tower.js (on node.js), and for html templates I need handlebars, no mustache, wait, DoT.js is better, hang on, why do I need an HTML parser inside the brow...

McBain from the Simpsons is actually a full length film when you put them all together.

This might be the most gloriously geek-goddamn-tastic beard I have ever seen.

Mama, just lost again. It was nice, but then I died, and I can't find the strategy guide